We're like Batman minus the cool car and the suit with nipples on the outside

Okay, so the authors of this post are anonymous. Why? Because it's more fun that way. I mean, would Batman have been nearly as hot if everyone knew he was really just Bruce Wayne? I mean, Bruce was rich and all, but no amount of money makes up for the fact that Batman was a superhero with bat ears on his hat. So, that's the logic. We're cooler by lack of association.